He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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