I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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