Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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