I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Will exercising make me less horny?
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