At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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