We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He shit in the fireplace
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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