shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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