Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
you made out with another girl for some wings
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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