Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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