Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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