im drinking this country out of the recession.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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