idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
