so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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