he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Holy shit dude........stairs
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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