There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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