So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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