On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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