You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
