Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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