Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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