You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
