what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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