I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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