what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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