i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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