All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
