WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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