hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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