Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Randomize
