I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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