he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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