Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
