No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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