omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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