I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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