Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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