I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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