this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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