It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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