So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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