What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Can Purell be used as lube?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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