Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I believe in your delicious
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
