come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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