I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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