There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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