we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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