i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
did i walk over a car last night?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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