ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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