I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
