i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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